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Fill in the blanks: Please answer freely all answers are confidential. s place is in the _______________ The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is _________________________________________________________ When I first meet a girl, the first thing I notice is _____________________ (Note: If the answer to the above is covered by a Victorian Era swimsuit, discontinue and leave the premises immediately. _____/week When would be the best time to interview your father, mother, and bishop?Please do not try to call or write (since youprobably can't, and it would cause you injury).If your application is rejected, you will be notifiedby two gentleman wearing white ties carrying violin cases.NOTE – This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, 4-generation group sheet, and current medical report from your doctor. _____________ I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, AND RED HOT POKERS.Current temple recommend will be accepted as extra credit. ________________________________________________ Signature (that means sign your name) Thank you for your interest. You will be contacted in writing if you are approved.
My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process than can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge.
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN THE CHARACTERS OR THE APPLICATION. I don't know Hodgins' new address since he gave up his fortune so I'm ignoring that he did and he's still ridiculously wealthy. )When would be the best time to interview your: Father? Please answer freely, all answers are confidential. If I were shot, the last place I would want shot would be: Head or any other fatal place but you want a specific answer right? If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my: Neck because that would kill me C. I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TOTHE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESEWATER TORTURE, RED HOT POKERS, AND HILLARY CLINTON KISS TORTURE.
APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTERNOTE: THIS APPLICATION WILL BE INCOMPLETE AND REJECTED UNLESS ACCOMPANIED BY A COMPLETE FINANCIALSTATEMENT, JOB HISTORY, LINEAGE, AND CURRENT MEDICAL REPORT FROM YOUR DOCTOR. A woman's place is in the: Wherever she wants to be D. When I meet a girl, the thing I always notice about her first is: Hair (not sure why)G. Michael Staccato Vincent Hodgins Applicant's Signature (that means sign your name, moron!
However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.
Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a 'Barrier method' of some kind can kill you.